I did not spend an hour trying to figure out why my home phone line wasn't working. I did not unplug, plug, rearrange countless wires, push god only knows how many buttons and then try to figure out how to put them all back correctly. I was convinced it was their system, the man on the other end of the line was not! Let's just say, I am not absolutely and thoroughly enjoying my new fancy phone since I went and purchased one at Target. Nope, not me! (sorry Mr. comcast guy I concede, you were right)
I was not entirely convinced that practicing bowling on my Wii would actually make me a better bowler. One trip to the "real" bowling alley, a few gutter balls later and my hopes were squashed! Nope, not me!
I do not "forget" to defrost meat on hot days so that my hubby will be "forced" to take me out to dinner and I will be spared the wrath of the hot kitchen. That would be shameful and make me such a bad housewife. I would never, ever do that.
(Table for 3 at Chilis, please!)
I did not discover that in my old age ( heck, we all know I'm approaching 30 soon) that I've become kind of accident prone although I occasionally show some aspect of my dwindling athleticism.
I did not trip on a pair of toddler shoes and almost eat it only to shoulder check the door jam like a hockey player, and ricochet towards the couch to land in the soft pile of pillowy goodness. Sore shoulder, but I still have my teeth unlike a "real" hockey player.I also did not totally miss the WET FLOOR cone at Safeway and proceed to use their aisle as a slip and slide. Luckily for me, I never lost hold of the cart and managed to "right" myself, but unlucky for my shin that now has a bruise the size of Texas from hitting the bottom bar of the cart.
Me, accident prone, NEVER!
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