Not Me Monday

It's Not Me! Monday time again. I love Mondays just for this reason alone. The chance to air your dirty laundry and have fun doing it.

***Just a reminder that there are only two days left to enter my GIVEAWAY. So far there are just a few entries so the chance to win is pretty high. And really, who doesn't love free stuff :)***

And, here we go....

My panic alarm on my car did not decide to go on the fritz and go off anywhere and everywhere Tuesday afternoon.

I did not have disconnect the battery cables overnight to make sure my neighbors would still be my friends the next morning.

And I of course, did not have to pay 340 bucks for them to fix it. Ughhhh!

My son did not start calling one of his blankets "little sister" since everyone we know is having a little sister and we are not. It definitely did not break my heart and I absolutely would not use such example when trying to convince the hubster to start trying for #2.

I did not go a whole day without Diet Dr. Pepper and start getting caffeine withdrawals only to cave in at 8o'clock at night. That would be horrible will power. Nope, not me!

I did not change a poopy pull-up(from my fully potty trained kiddo) at 11:30 last night because I could smell the stench the second I opened the door to check on him before I went to bed. It was not a complete disaster trying to do it in the dark while he was still sleeping. I did not just leave his brown pj shorts off because I couldn't tell if they were dirty in the dark. I did not wake up at 6 o'clock this morning to a toddler who was whining that he couldn't find his pants. Nope, Not me!

(FYI-On further inspection the following morning, good thing I left said brown shorts off!)

I am not going to ditch housework after blogging so that I can go play with my Wii! That would be poor time management. Nope, no way, ain't gonna do it!

Don't forget to check out MckMama's Not me! Mondays. Really, who doesn't need a good Monday afternoon laugh?!